Just started a new contract in my day job as a Software Engineer.
Most of the Dev team have English as a (far distant) second language. On my first day I noticed a quotation in Chinese in the Dev area prominently written in Texta on an erasable whitewall. The English translation underneath it made quite a disturbing accidental Haiku:
If you think you dont have bugs
You already have bugs
Bugs are in your brain
I guess that would account for those incessant tiny far-off chomping noises.