Why Aren’t People Eating Them ?

This is a genuine remark made by our Kazakhstani friends about the wild Pelicans living in King’s Park, Perth.
I told our friends that the Pelicans are not palatable because they do not come with wafers.

And, just in, I had to define ‘Pet’ for my ESL class. I settled on

small animal that lives in your house which you don’t eat

On reflection, this does not exclude Cockroach.

The Paramount Importance Of Personal Hygiene

Serving up lunch, I heard my wife say this to our children:

Go wash your hands. You’ve been digging in the rat’s grave.

This proves we are normal.

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