This FAQ is designed to assist understanding of the blog entry ‘Lord Of The TURDUCKEN’, a Lord If The Rings satire hosted on the internationally famous blog ‘Under The Milky Way’.
Please contribute to the ever-expanding story of the Fellowship of the TURDUCKEN as they travel with a 200kg poultry item in a Mithril Wheelbarrow directly into Mordor, land of the all-gorging stomach, attempt to cast it into the Ovens Of Fire, destroy the TURDUCKEN forever, release Middle Earth from the morbidly obese and usher in the the Age Of Huge But Healthy Compound Animal Cuisine
A cow stuffed inside a pig stuffed inside a deer.
A calf stuffed inside a pig stuffed inside an unusually large octopus. Less calories and protein than Beefigison and rich in Omega 3 oils. Weight Watchers recommended alternative.